your room smells of hookers.
And success
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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