A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
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Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
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My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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