Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
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You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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