He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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