I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
