I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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