Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
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