Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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