I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I love you. Go after that dick
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
wow bdsm is so cute
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