You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
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Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
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And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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