THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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