im drinking this country out of the recession.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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