I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
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A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
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banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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