I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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