I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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