thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
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See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
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easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
Why can't burritos get me drunk
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
The air taste purple.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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