Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Randomize
