When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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