you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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