Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I just gargled with NyQuil
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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