I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
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