Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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