Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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