worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
