i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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