Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
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8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
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Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
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