he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
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