you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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