Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
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We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
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I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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