so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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