Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
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