What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
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