How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
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It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
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Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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