Well apparently he's into motor boating.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
50% drunk capacity currently
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
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