Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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