you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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