are you still at the devil's house?
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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