maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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