she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
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