Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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