do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
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He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
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I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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