We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
