Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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