he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
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He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
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Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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