when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
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I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
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Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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