margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
now i know why i became what i already was.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
Randomize
