drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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