I think I died a long time ago.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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