Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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