i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
This has been your unwelcomed wake-up call, brought to you by exes united. Have a good day, to opt out please type "STOP", to continue but act as though they do not exist please enter "DON'T CARE" for random daily wake up texts by exes united please press "PSYCHO!"
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Randomize
