it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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