And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
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