piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
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