Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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