she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
That was an excessively violent trivia night
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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